As well as the music you create, what is your favourite thing about your fellow bandmates?
Mongo Fink: “My favourite thing about our camaraderie is we all hate each other equally. Hate is the ultimate form of affection. Our character flaws make us rise above the crop. Being humble is one of my many, many, many finer qualities.”
Okay then. On to the music itself: In 2003, you released your debut album, Money Money 2020. Did it achieve what you had hoped for at the time?
Van Gough: “Since 2003 the album Money Money 2020 has sold millions of albums, most of which via the black market and flea markets around the globe. Countless copies were traded for Bitcoins on the dark web. We’re filthy rich now!”
How have you all changed as songwriters between Money Money 2020 and now Part II?
The Snoo: “Time is such an archaic mental confine that we are not burdened with. We continue to grow as songwriters, scientists, martial artists, dancers and anti-ventriloquism activists.”
Mongo Fink: “Why change the way we perform? We don’t like change. Music was good until the year 1963, then The Beatles ruined everything.”
You are often labelled as a new wave band, but there are many different influences heard in The Network’s music. What bands and artists do you enjoy listening to in your spare time?
Van Gough: “Psilocybin and methamphetamines are two of my main influences. And as for bands and artists, I only listen to The Blue Man Group.”
Money Money 2020 Part II contains a wide range of genres – from more funky tracks like That’s How They Get You, The Stranger and Fentanyl, to songs where punk rock influences come through a bit more, like Theory Of Reality, Carolina’s Ultimate Netflix Tweet, Time Capsule. Which do you think The Network do best?
Van Gough: “We have mastered everything from thrash metal to elevator jazz, Aqua-funk and dog whistling. We’ve always been the best at everything we do, and even though we’re not very good at anything, we find if you set the bar low enough, people will keep coming back!”
The Snoo: “The Network is here to recruit. Lushotology: more booze, less guilt. We want warm bodies and cold hard cash to fill our celestial Trans Am as we burn dust and eat rubber all the way to the Bank of Switzerland.”