“Quite boring, like any other place. We’ve only played there once, at Tattoo The Planet in 2001 with Slayer. There was an unfortunate incident where I went to use Slayer’s toilet, not knowing it was their dressing room – I just went in, really desperate. They all piled in for an argument, having a really big go at the drummer, and I was in the loo going, ‘Oh…’ I was there teetering on the flush, thinking that maybe I should just flush it and then go, ‘Oh, sorry, guys, I didn’t realise you were there.’ I just stayed in there until it was vacant again. I can’t think of many trickier situations to get into backstage than that.”