Hey London! We know you're all scrabbling around for something to make yourself as unproductive and sluggish as possible at work tomorrow. Scrabble no longer: we've found the perfect excuse for you to roll in at 9.27am smelling of lager and eating Pret Christmas sandwich, watch John Oliver clips on Youtube all morning, sleep in the toilets at lunchtime and sneak out of the office early without telling anyone!
The good folks at New Friend Request, a regular club night in Dalston that celebrates MySpace-era music, are dedicating this week's party to your favourite overwrought emo heroes, My Chemical Romance. If you can think of a better way to give yourself a massive hangover and make everyone else in your place of work pick up your slack, we'd like to know what it is.