Sharon Osbourne: "Ozzy Would Dress Up For Me Like A Waiter With No Trousers..."

Part of what really made The Osbournes an entertaining piece of television was that it showed just how much Ozzy Osbourne really loved his wife, Sharon, and their kids. Even when times were insane and everyone was screaming at one another, there was a sense that the Osbournes had a sweet if unorthodox home life. Case in point, in a recent episode of her show The Talk, Sharon Osbourne revealed a little bit about Ozzy's boudoir routine that's pretty adorable -- if a little eye-opening.

Sharon's story comes up when she and co-host Eve discuss withholding sex from their partners. Eve talks about how she doesn't like to be controlling, but enjoys bartering one service with another. Sharon chimes in: "Do you like to dress up? My husband used to dress up for me!"

This gets the collective co-hosts' attention, so Sharon explains: "He would dress up in evening wear. He would be like a waiter, and he'd have like a beautiful white tie on, with no trousers, holding a tray! And he'd say, 'Can I help you, madam?' And I'm, like, 'Yeees!'"

Watch Sharon recount the scintillating story below:

Adorable, if ever so slightly disturbing.

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Ozzy has announced rescheduled tour dates for both North America (with Marilyn Manson opening, no less) and the UK and Europe, so make sure to catch him live -- in a pantsless waiter outfit? Who's to say? -- at one of the following dates:

May

27 Atlanta, GA State Farm Arena
29 Sunrise, FL BB&T Center
31 Tampa, FL MIDFLORIDA Credit Union

June

2 Charlotte, NC PNC Music Pavilion
4 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center
6 Hershey, PA Hershey Park Stadium
11 Pittsburgh, PA KeyBank Pavilion
13 Bangor, ME Darling’s Waterfront Pavilion
16 Montreal, QC Bell Centre
18 Hamilton, ON First Ontario Centre
20 Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun Arena
22 New York, NY Madison Square Garden Arena
24 St Louis, MO Hollywood Casino Amphitheater
26 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center
28 Des Moines, IA Wells Fargo Arena

July

1 Milwaukee, WI Amer. Family Ins. Amp — Summerfest
3 St Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center
7 Edmonton, AB Rogers Place
9 Vancouver, BC Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
11 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome
15 Portland, OR Moda Center
17 Sacramento, CA Golden 1 Center
23 Phoenix, AZ Ak-Chin Pavilion
25 San Francisco, CA Shoreline Amphitheatre
29 San Diego, CA North Island Credit Union Amphitheatre
31 Las Vegas, CA MGM Grand Garden Arena

October

23 Newcastle, Utilita Arena, UK
25 Glasgow, SSE Hydro, UK
28 London, The O2, UK
31 Birmingham, Resorts World Arena, UK

November

02 Manchester, Manchester Arena, UK
05 Dublin, 3Arena, Ireland
08 Nottingham, Motorpoint Arena, UK
11 Dortmund, Westfalenhalle, Germany
13 Prague, O2 Arena, Czech Republic
16 Vienna, Stadthalle, Austria
19 Bologna, Unipol Arena, Italy
22 Madrid, WiZink Arena, Spain
24 Zurich, Hallenstadion, Switzerland
26 Munich, Olympiahalle, Germany
28 Mannheim, SAP Arena, Germany
30 Berlin, Mercedes-Benz Arena, Germany

December

03 Hamburg, Barclaycard Arena, Germany
05 Stockholm, Friends Arena, Sweden
07 Helsinki, Hartwall Arena, Finland

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