This has been a dream for a while. Five years ago, standing in the hallway at Ozzy and Sharon’s house in Los Angeles, Mrs O mused to K!. Wouldn’t it be great, she asked, to do one final big show, somewhere in England, with loads of people he’s played with throughout his career?
Of course it would, we answered. What a lovely idea. Then wondered exactly what the hell that would entail should it ever come to pass.
Now we know. And it’s bigger than even Sharon had in mind. And why not? Sabbath may have done a victory lap, once again ending up, appropriately, in their beloved Brum in 2017, but the Double-O’s own luck hasn’t been so neat.
In 2018, a staph infection in his thumb meant having to ice the remaining dates, ironically, on his No More Tours II jaunt. In early 2019, a fall while going for a whizz in the middle of the night aggravated an old neck injury from his 2003 quad bike accident, necessitating the thick end of a year “staying on the fucking couch all day, bored off my arse” as he told us. Then he got pneumonia.
Dates were booked in support of 2020’s excellent Ordinary Man album (a record in which a similarly keen band of mates lent a hand to the final show when asked, including Duff McKagan, Chad Smith and Elton John), but between the arrival of the pandemic, and his diagnosis with Parkin 2, they never came to pass.
“Fucking hell,” he laughed. “I’ve fallen down the stairs drunk, I’ve fucking crashed cars, I’ve fucking nearly died in aeroplanes, and this stupid fucking thing, falling over going for a fucking piss – it’s not exactly Ozzy going out in a blaze of fucking glory, is it?”
No. And to end this career with such a disappointing, ignominious final chapter would have been horrible. Ozzy, and the rest of us, would have been robbed of the chance to say farewell, to draw a line under things correctly, to board the Crazy Train one last time.
So we’re back, right where it started – “It wouldn’t be right anywhere else, like Wembley,” Sharon points out – with something you’d be called mad for suggesting were it not literally booked to happen, and which could never possibly happen again.
“It’s like nothing I’ve ever been part of,” says Live Nation promoter Andy Copping, who has, with Sharon and Tom, spent the past two years piecing the puzzle together. “From every perspective, it’s unique. It makes Download look easy!”
Indeed, the only comparisons one can realistically make are to Live Aid, or the Freddie Mercury and Taylor Hawkins tribute gigs.
“It’s not really been done this way before,” says Sharon. “It won’t be two or three-hour sets, or we’d be there for days! But that’s what makes it interesting, seeing what people are going to do. And then Ozzy’s going to perform – again, not a full concert – but just having him onstage will be really special.”
For those grumbling that this means 2017’s The End farewell tour wasn’t actually the end, and bands keep getting back together every few years now, the line-up and mechanics of it all have effectively sealed the deal: you couldn’t possibly repeat the trick. It is going to be, frankly, one of the greatest rock gigs of all time.
“We wanted it to be a one-off,” says Andy. “People ask, ‘Why don’t they do more shows?’ But it was all about doing one really big gig so Ozzy can say goodbye and thank the fans.”
“The thing that is so amazing is that everyone’s here for Ozzy,” adds Sharon. “We asked and people went, ‘Yep!’ No egos, no nothing, everyone’s just coming to celebrate. That’s what is so fantastic: the spirit of it is so pure. It’s brilliant.”