“People say that we’re one-hit wonders,” Justin Hawkins cracks a knowing grin, pondering the double-edged ubiquity of The Darkness’ gloriously OTT 2003 mega-hit I Believe In A Thing Called Love. “But then I say, ‘What about our Christmas song? That means that we’ve got at least two...’”
Indeed, Lowestoft’s finest have made themselves part of the Yuletide ritual over the past two decades. The glorious, er, cock-rock of stand-alone seasonal single Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) has been a big part of that. But with one thing leading to another, they’ve also become partial to a tinsel-wrapped end-of-year tour, the next of which will see them storm back into UK arenas through December 2026 for their biggest headline shows in over two decades. And as tickets for those shows go on sale, they’ve bolstered their catalogue with another nailed-on holiday classic in their unexpectedly dreamy cover of Cliff Richard classic Mistletoe And Wine.
Also supporting Iron Maiden at Knebworth, continuing his band’s international expansion and galloping around the UK on a ‘Rides Again’ spoken-word tour in the new year, Justin has plenty to talk about as we join him in his cosy East-Swiss home. So, please, grab an eggnog and join us...
You’ve already got one undeniable Christmas rock anthem. So what possessed you to re-do Mistletoe & Wine with a few defiantly off-brand “sprinkles of shoegaze and drone”?
“Its absolutely not on-brand, that’s true. Our last album Dreams On Toast has been our most successful since [2003 debut] Permission To Land. It’s a very eclectic album where we’ve explored a lot of avenues we normally wouldn’t go down. So when the label asked if we’d do a ‘Christmas Edition’, not only did we not want to do another original song which would cannibalise the perennial impact of our first, we [wanted to do something that fit the rest of the record]. Mistletoe And Wine has always stuck with me. When I was a kid, it felt like Cliff Richard released a new Christmas song every year, but that’s the one my brother and I always sing to each other. It’s catchy and easy to sing along to, but there’s a lot more to it. So rather than doing an obvious AC/DC thing we decided to tap into our abiding love for shoegaze. The Darkness were framed as the antithesis to shoegaze and nu-metal and all that when we first came out but we love those things, too! And could anyone else really have re-done Cliff Richard in that style? Originally, it was only supposed to be a bonus track, then the label said it was a single. That was news to us, but here we are!”
It seemed to go down a treat when you played St. Pancras station on November 25...
“That was maybe the second time I’d sung it! Obviously, the chorus is ingrained on my soul, but when you listen to the verses, there’s some strange stuff in there, like the line where he says, ‘Ours for the taking, just follow the master…’ I wondered what that had to do with Christmas, but then we realised Cliff actually took the song from a musical [called Scraps, which was an adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Match Girl set in Victorian London] from years ago…”
Old Cliff isn’t as cuddly as he sometimes seems…
“Peel back the layers of his oeuvre, there’s a lot of pricklier stuff than he gets credit for. Sexier, too! Not that I’m suggesting that ‘master’ line has to do with a dominatrix or anything like that!”