So, what exactly does an Electric Callboy Christmas look like?
Homely. Wholesome. Complete with a festive sprinkling of cinnamon. As much as our boys and bandmates Daniel Haniß and Pascal Schillo (guitars), Daniel Klossek (bass) and David Friedrich (drums) enjoyed hamming it up for K!’s seasonal cover shoot (affording them a break from end-of-year studio-time to wrap a couple of features and throw around ideas for album seven), the time is nigh to down tools and make up lost time with the families they’ve spent so long away from.
“There’s never been a time when I’ve not looked forward to getting back together,” Kevin says. “But, having lived so close to each other for weeks on end, you’re also kinda happy to be free.”
There’s no respite from bodily fluids and innuendo, mind. Gone are the days of getting home to lounge on the couch playing video games. Both our men are new fathers, and they vividly describe eager partners waiting to hand them snotty, bawling offspring at the door.
“I fucking hate my life right now,” Kevin gestures, melodramatically. “There’s no time for jetlag, no chance for rest. Both my kids are getting sick this week. When it seems like one of them is getting better, the other catches something else. It’s like playing ping-pong with germs and bacteria.”
“My wife has the flu,” Nico nods, empathetically. “She was vomiting all night. I’ve been helping out, holding her hand, telling her everything will be okay while telling my little boy to shut the fuck up!”
“And, when it comes to sexy times,” Kevin sighs exasperatedly, “it’s like, ‘Okay, the children are asleep, we have five minutes so let’s fucking go!’ Then, just as we’re getting intimate, one of the kids will poke their head up over the side of the bed as if to say, ‘Hey, that titty belongs to me!’”