Somehow, I think we always knew.
As you all know, right now the world is in the grip of Slipknot’s Tortilla Man saga. Who is this mysterious masked percussionist? asks the entire rock community, biting their nails in curiosity. Now, an answer has been offered...though maybe not the one you think. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried -- yes, the parrot from Aladdin -- has announced that he is, in fact, the mysterious man behind the tortilla mask.
This big reveal occurred in a new video clip on Loudwire, in which the dulcet-voiced entertainer admits, “Well, I’d just like to finally tell you, I’m Tortilla Man from the band Slipknot." Gilbert then quickly adds, “And also listen to me you bunch of maggots, speaking of Mexican food, why is love like a fart? If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
Beautiful. Watch the revelatory video for yourself:
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This follows the last week’s installment of The Tortiliad, when Tortilla Man posted a photo on Instagram of a tortilla on his face at a Pennsylvania Slipknot show. It was somehow kind of even creepier than his regular mask.
Check out the picture below:
Want to see Tortilla Man in the flesh? Or, rather, in the flour? Catch Slipknot at one of their many tour dates below:
August
30 Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
31 Camden, NJ @ BB&T Pavilion
September
1 Bristow, VA @ Jiffy Lube Live
3 Alpharetta, GA @ Ameris Bank Amphitheatre
4 Tampa, FL @ MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre
6 Austin, TX @ Austin 360 Amphitheater
7 Dallas, TX @ Dos Equis Pavilion
8 The Woodlands, TX @ The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
October
17 Perth, AUS @ Optus Stadium
20 Adelaide, AUS @ Adelaide Oval
22 Melbourne, AUS @ Marvel Stadium
24 Melbourne, AUS @ Marvel Stadium
26 Sydney, AUS @ ANZ Stadium
29 Brisbane, AUS @ QSAC
31 Auckland, NZ @ Mt. Smart Stadium
November
2 Auckland, NZ @ Mt. Smart Stadium
30 Mexico City, Parque Deportivo Oceanía @ Knotfest
December
6 Bogota, Colombia @ Knotfest
January 2020
14 Dublin, 3Arena
16 Manchester, Arena
17 Newcastle, Utilita Arena
18 Glasgow, The SSE Hydro
20 Sheffield, FlyDSA Arena
21 Nottingham, Motorpoint Arena
22 Cardiff, Motorpoint Arena
24 Birmingham, Arena
25 London, O2 Arena
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