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Album review: The Chisel – What A Fucking Nightmare

Oi oi! UK punks The Chisel cut the crap on brilliantly belligerent second album.

Album review: The Chisel – What A Fucking Nightmare
Words:
Mark Sutherland

If anger really is an energy, The Chisel could replace the National Grid. And, with the way things are going in the UK in 2024, they might have to.

Fortunately, The Chisel’s second album is the perfect soundtrack for a decaying nation in which nothing works and where everyone seems permanently furious at the state of things. Despite the competition, however, frontman Cal Graham is more livid than anyone. What A Fucking Nightmare is a spittle-flecked monument to his righteous raging against the machine.

Take Bloodsucker, for example. Two minutes of insanely incensed ire aimed at, well, having to talk to a boring bloke in the pub. Now imagine Cal’s wrath at the things that actually matter.

It’s like a rowdy roundhouse to the face of Broken Britain. The brutal beauty of The Chisel, however, is that their exasperation never gets exhausting. And that’s because, while their Oi!-influenced punk rock – with riffs powered by Chubby & The Gang frontman Charlie Manning Walker – is so lean it makes Rancid sound like Emerson, Lake & Palmer by comparison, their antagonism is always backed up by some serious tunes.

So, Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet (not the Bachman Turner Overdrive song, but every bit as anthemic) features perhaps punk rock’s most irresistibly chaotic chorus since the glory days of the Punk And Disorderly compilations. Cry Your Eyes Out features shards of glorious melody amidst all the broken glass that Cal’s clearly been gargling with. And Fuck ‘Em is so supremely sweary it makes Zack de la Rocha treading on LEGO sound like something off CBeebies, but it still features one hell of a catchy chorus.

So, What A Fucking Nightmare will undoubtedly make you angry. But, somewhat ironically, if you’re a fan of old school punk rock the way it was meant to be rolled, it will also make you very happy. What a fucking dream.

Verdict: 4/5

For fans of: Chubby & The Gang, Cockney Rejects, Rancid

What A Fucking Nightmare is released on February 9 via Pure Noise

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