Music has always frightened people who want control over others. The bodily response caused by certain rhythms has an almost magical affect over listeners that other art never quite reaches, and promotes a sense of freedom that's deeply upsetting to those whose livelihood is based on manipulation and guilt. The Vatican even went so far as to ban the infamous Devil's Tritone during medieval times, claiming it was inherently satanic (when in fact it was just super sexy). But of all the musical styles that has been demonized over the ages, none have been rallied against like rock, punk, and metal.
Ever since Elvis Presley gyrated on television and vaguely implied that people have sex sometimes, moralists have led crusades against rock music. Under the guise of Christian values or societal standards, these self-designated soldiers for clean living have launched campaign after campaign against rock and metal bands. What they might not realize is how idiotic they look doing so, and that anyone who has ever raised their fist at a concert can see them for the total fucking clowns they are.
Here are nine of the craziest crusades ever launched against rock and metal...